General


Everytime I get out, she pulls me back in…

One of the things that veteran members of Congress recommend to newbies is that they specialize in certain topics close to them instead of trying to do everything. Congresswoman Jean Schmidt seems to have taken this advice to heart by becoming the House of Representative’s leading champion of toxic s**t.

First it was her struggle to have nuclear waste trucked by the tons into her own district. Now, as reported by Bill Sloat at The Daily Bellwether, the Congresswoman has become a cosigner of H.R. 4341, to amend the Comprehensive Environmental Response, Compensation and Liability Act so that manure (aka “digestive emissions, feces, urine and other excrement from livestock”) wouldn’t be considered a “hazardous substance, pollutant or contaminant”.

It seems that agribusiness’ (remember mega-farms?) are worried about getting hit from lawsuits related to the rivers of toxic animal s**t that they spew out. Last year Rolling Stone magazine gave us a glimpse into this wonderful world:

Smithfield estimates that its total sales will reach $11.4 billion this year. So prodigious is its fecal waste, however, that if the company treated its effluvia as big-city governments do — even if it came marginally close to that standard — it would lose money. So many of its contractors allow great volumes of waste to run out of their slope-floored barns and sit blithely in the open, untreated, where the elements break it down and gravity pulls it into groundwater and river systems. Although the company proclaims a culture of environmental responsibility, ostentatious pollution is a linchpin of Smithfield’s business model.

A lot of pig shit is one thing; a lot of highly toxic pig shit is another. The excrement of Smithfield hogs is hardly even pig shit: On a continuum of pollutants, it is probably closer to radioactive waste than to organic manure. The reason it is so toxic is Smithfield’s efficiency. The company produces 6 billion pounds of packaged pork each year. That’s a remarkable achievement, a prolificacy unimagined only two decades ago, and the only way to do it is to raise pigs in astonishing, unprecedented concentrations.

Smithfield’s pigs live by the hundreds or thousands in warehouse-like barns, in rows of wall-to-wall pens. Sows are artificially inseminated and fed and delivered of their piglets in cages so small they cannot turn around. Forty fully grown 250-pound male hogs often occupy a pen the size of a tiny apartment. They trample each other to death. There is no sunlight, straw, fresh air or earth. The floors are slatted to allow excrement to fall into a catchment pit under the pens, but many things besides excrement can wind up in the pits: afterbirths, piglets accidentally crushed by their mothers, old batteries, broken bottles of insecticide, antibiotic syringes, stillborn pigs — anything small enough to fit through the foot-wide pipes that drain the pits. The pipes remain closed until enough sewage accumulates in the pits to create good expulsion pressure; then the pipes are opened and everything bursts out into a large holding pond.

The temperature inside hog houses is often hotter than ninety degrees. The air, saturated almost to the point of precipitation with gases from shit and chemicals, can be lethal to the pigs. Enormous exhaust fans run twenty-four hours a day. The ventilation systems function like the ventilators of terminal patients: If they break down for any length of time, pigs start dying.

Veteran reporter Sloat offers the Congresswoman some excellent advice:

Schmidt, whose 2nd district is populated by mostly by urban and suburban residents, probably should have stayed out of this fight. She will face opposition in the Republican primary next year, and she has opened herself to being portrayed as a politician who thinks poop isn’t a pollutant. That’s a stinky spot to be in. Just imagine the attack ads with people holding their noses.

She really does blog herself.

For the few who don’t know, I’ve moved back to the Philadelphia area. My husband had a job offer that was way too good to refuse so here we are. Moving is not for the weak. I am finally getting my head above the boxes and packing paper and can actually remember where I put things.

I was thrilled when we moved to Ohio and sad when we moved back here. I sometimes think that native Cincinnatians don’t fully appreciate where they live (Philadelphians are the same, they don’t always appreciate their city). I’ve lived in a lot of places and I can say the quality of every day life is great in Cincinnati. Ok, the pizza is so much better in Philadelphia but the traffic is a nightmare.

I just wanted to say that I had am glad I had an opportunity to live in SW Ohio. I enjoyed my time there and met so many wonderful people. If it’s ok with Mr. Editor, I’ll post from time to time.

Karen

Video from the Southern Ohio Neighbors Group:

You can sign the petition at Progress Ohio.

The Portsmouth Daily Times covered yesterday’s public forum on the issue.

Activists were disappointed that Vic Wulsin didn’t attend as scheduled.

The blog Idaho Samizdat Nuke Notes has some interesting coverage on the complex story. Interestingly enough politicians from all over the spectrum are doing about faces when it comes to bringing nuclear waste to the 2nd district.

Better stock up on iodine pills, sports fans.

This year your humble editor has been slacking pretty bad when it comes to updating everyone with the latest news about the district. While much of it can be chalked up to I’ve got my own damned problems, part of it comes from the fact that the district is so hot as a target, and Schmidt so wonderful as a nemesis that it blogs itself. I’ve reached a sort of zen nirvana where by doing nothing everything happens. It is a thing of beauty.

You can tell that we are witnessing the blessed final collapse of the Reagan revolution by how voraciously Republicans are eating themselves alive. What in the 80s was cynical, masterful hypocrisy has two decades later become the moronic rantings of a horribly inbred lineage. Bereft of ideas, goals, or moral compass, those of us who have suffered through decades of being right now get to enjoy as the devil collects his interest on their collective Faustian bargain.

Case in point the perverse orgy of self cannibalism currently going on in Southern Ohio.

Lets start with The Banks project. Congresswoman Schmidt, desperate to be able to take credit for anything besides turning Jack Murtha into a household word, does what any good Representative does by trying to bring some much needed public works projects to her district. But instead of having the measly few billions rubber stamped like everyone else’s, she gets hit by a massive smack down by neighboring Congressman Steve Chabot, Minority Leader Leader John Boehner, and the White House itself in the form of the locally beatified Budget Director Rob Portman.

When an entity stands for nothing but power, it’s easy to interpret its actions. In the case of a loyal right wing trooper like Congresswoman Schmidt becoming the cheese that stands alone, it’s obvious that the action tells us that she is completely on the outs from her own Party. Believe what you will from the mouthpieces, but in 08 Jean Schmidt will be fighting this one without the help from the beltway black hats.

In terms of tactics, it’s pretty understandable. Ask yourself, would you rather dump another million dollars on the political sinkhole that Jean Schmidt has turned the 2nd district into, or instead invest it in knocking out a lightweight like Zack Space and gaining some much needed momentum?

The other example that I’ve been enjoying has been the falling out of Tom Brinkman with his once patron The Whistleblower. Brinkman’s crime? Voting for the Strickland budget. God forbid you try to actually accomplish something.

There has been every indication that Brinkman will take on Schmidt again since he’s being term limited from his gig as State Rep. A bloody, I’m more right wing than you, three way slugfest will be the perfect prelude for liberals looking forward to the general: Jean Schmidt once again the Republican standard bearer holding a cool quarter of a million dollars of additional debt.

Brinkman is one of the tragic figures of the 2nd district. There’s a fine line between being an idealistic maverick and an opportunistic gray hat. Time and time again Brinkman has overplayed his hand placing him squarely in with the gray hats. And any follower of westerns knows what happens to gray hats.

It will be interesting to see what sort of career opportunities an unemployed, ineffective professional homophobe like Tom Brinkman might have in Southern Ohio. I hear they might be hiring in Piketon.

New Hampshire ProjectIt’s not often that a cynical old coot such as your humble editor is impressed with anything. These days life seems to consist of long streams of boredom punctuated by weekly fits of anger directed at the writers of The Sopranos. (Please, guys… is anything EVER going to happen??? Could you let me in on the secret now… we’re on a budget and I could use the time for more constructive purposes.)

However my friend Jerid, the new zoo keeper over at the mighty Buckeye State Blog, has managed to come up with a real winner. He calls it The New Hampshire Project. The idea is that since the early primary states like New Hampshire have so much control over states like Ohio when it comes to who gets to be President, that he’d spend the summer blogging about the race from an Ohio perspective.

The idea has been such a hit that he’s gotten such local Democratic heavy hitters such as Rich Cordray, Mary Jo Kilroy, John O’Grady, Dan Stewart, Andrew Ginther to host a fundraiser for him 5:30PM Thursday May 10 at the Short North Tavern, 674 North High Street; Columbus, OH 43215.

Suggested contributions are $25, $50, or $100. Hope to see you there.

I have always wanted to know, to make sense, to see the logic of the conservative movement (neoconservative, current Republican). What exactly do they believe the role of government is? How is the Bush administration’s foreign policy good for our national interests? How do people who support the neoconservative movement reconcile the lying, the election fraud, the corruption and the illegal activities of the elected officials? If their philosophy and policies are better, why do they have to cheat and lie about it? I am not being snarky but I really want to know how all of this is justified in their minds.

I understand the benefit to the people involved in corruption and kickback schemes. They have power, get paid off and believe they are too clever to be caught (hah!). But it’s the 28% who still support the Bush administration that I don’t understand. What is in it for them? If anything, they have been hurt economically in the last six years. They are less secure and the simplest things like getting through an airport or getting a driver’s license have become such a time consuming hassle. What does the average American who still supports the Republicans get out of all this? How is life better? How is our country better? How are we more safe and secure?

UPDATE: Well… today everything resolved itself at the last possible minute. Luckily, the people telling us that it was going to be at least another week were wrong. Of course it all works out as soon as I start blogging about it. Like a reverse jinx.

Good times


Why wife is in a living hell right now. As anyone knows who is married, when your wife is in hell… everyone in the family is in hell. It’s a hell created by the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles.

It all started when she decided to get a drivers license again and buy a car. I waited for her while she went in to take the test. When she was done she came out with that frustrated look that I’ve learned to dread. “Did you pass the test?”

“Yeah, but I can’t get my license?”

“Why?”

“They asked me if I had any medical conditions and I told them that I was diabetic.”

“OH NO!!!” I knew instantly what a terrible mistake she had made by telling the truth to a bureaucracy.

Still… it was only a simple little letter from a doctor. She gets that and we are in business and her car loan goes through. She had 30 days. Rushing to the doctor right away and then express mailing the letter with tracking took one day. Now the ball was in their court. 25 days laters we’re still waiting.

She has been trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare for almost a month now. Everything takes 10 days. Opening up the mail? 10 days. Reading the mail? 10 days. That is until you’re on day 11. Then it’s call back tomorrow. Call back tomorrow. Call back tomorrow. Every person you talk to says something different. Half the time their system is down. Never can you get a supervisor to try to fix things.

We’ve had two encounters with the Ohio bureaucracy. Once with the Dayton Public Schools and the Ohio Athletics Association. Each time it’s a NIGHTMARE. What are our taxes going towards? Where’s the representation? Does anyone EVER get fired?

So she calls… and I call… over and over and over and over and over again… trying to find resolution. trying to get on with our lives…

Welcome to hell, Ohio style.

Vanishing Honey Bees

I think that Bill Maher is right. Now every day is earth day.

http://www.buckeyestateblog.com/diabolical_everyman

I’ve been sitting on this essay for a while. Connie Schultz encouraged me to try writing columns so I’ll blame her for this one ;-)

One thing I dislike about my blogging style is that in general I’ve intentionally tried to keep my posts ultra short. I just assume that people are like me and get easily distracted. I like trying to slow down the pace and beef up the quality of what I’m trying to write.

I watched the classic film, Judgement at Nuremburg, last Saturday (the one with Spencer Tracy, Richard Widmark, Burt Lancaster, Marlene Dietrich, Montgomery Clift and Judy Garland). I hadn’t seen it in a long time and I was so struck by the parallels to the current investigations into the Department of Justice. It’s about a trial of several German judges and a prosecutor post WWII who allowed the Nazis to persecute innocent people. The German characters rationalized their own actions and that of their colleagues and family. They swore they didn’t know about the atrocities. They needed to support their government against their enemies and so had to overlook a few small technicalities and legalities even though it wasn’t really just or right. It was ok to sacrifice an innocent person for a greater cause. It was for the greater good. They didn’t think it would escalate and lead to a disaster. They were honorable people and shouldn’t be held responsible. It was a few others who committed a few atrocities not the German people. They shouldn’t be held accountable even though they enabled overlooked the crimes. They couldn’t or wouldn’t admit to the extent of the atrocities.

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